Damn, Jessica, Just Damn

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Jessica,

Why are you doing this? Why do you make yourself look like a demon? What’s with the hair? And the hideous makeup? You look like a tranny trainwreck. Can’t we go back to the halcyon days of “Dukes of Hazzard”? Why this? Why now?

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February 5, 2007. Jessica Simpson, Trainwreck.

4 Comments

  1. Knows Picking replied:

    Godamnit! Why the fuck can’t we see the other thumbnail pics in larger sizes? Can you please provide the link to where these pics are in full size?

    It looks like she’s rubbing her right boob on one of them, and I have to see that. Her fun bags are looking bigger than ever.

    February 6, 2007 at 10:57 am. Permalink.

  2. J. Popin replied:

    Dude, click the photos. First time on the Internet? And why so angry? Let’s keep the cursing in check.

    February 6, 2007 at 11:09 am. Permalink.

  3. Eric.Roberts replied:

    She looks kind of like Pam Grier from the ’70s in those shots.

    She’s also a little too friendly with Willie Nelson these days, performing with him and also appearing in another film with him

    Necrophilia?

    February 7, 2007 at 9:58 am. Permalink.

  4. Dennis Rodman replied:

    I’d still stick her. She has a nice set of fun bags.

    February 8, 2007 at 6:34 am. Permalink.

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