Michelle Branch Busts Stalker
Michelle Branch – the chick who had a couple of hits a couple years back and who recently reinvented herself as a country artist with her band, The Wreckers — halted a concert to point out that her stalker was in the audience . Security took over from that point, and the stalker was taken into custody.
“Michelle Branch just said, ‘Wait a second. There’s a guy in the audience – striped shirt and glasses – can somebody check him out?’ ” audience member Cali Haas, 20, of Sheboygan, tells the Associated Press. “It left everyone just so confused, like, ‘Is this a joke, part of the show?’ ” Haas added.
But it was not part of the concert. Dominick Giordano, 32, of Maryland, was cited for disorderly conduct after staff members at the Stefanie H. Weill Center for the Performing Arts stopped him as he tried to escape on Monday, according to police.
That’s kinda rock ‘n’ roll. Well, maybe not.
Will Shyamali Malakar Show Up Tonight?
Here’s a little recap of last week’s American Idol featuring the buxom Shyamali Malakar. We look forward to seeing more of Sanjaya’s beautiful sister tonight.
Scroll down for more Shyamali pics and info.
O.D. of Anna Nicole
According to Broward County Medical Examiner Joshua Perper, Anna Nicole Smith’s death was a result of an “accidental overdose” and that foul play is not being considered.
“Nine prescription drugs including anti-depressants, anti-anxiety drugs and the sedative chloral hydrate were found in Anna Nicole’s blood…On the day of her arrival in Florida on February 5, she complained of chills and was later found to be running a fever at 105 degrees Fahrenheit (40.5 Celsius) caused by the perforation in an abscess in her left buttock, he said. “It is our determination that the cause of death is combined drug toxicity as a result of chloral hydrate and a therapeutic concentration of other medications,” said Perper. “A bacterial infection, a viral intestinal infection and possibly flu were contributory causes of death …. We did not find any evidence of homicide…”
Among the list of drugs Anna Nicole Smith took in the days leading up to her death was a growth hormone, making it the third weight loss product Smith had taken during her reign as TRIMSPA spokesperson. In addition, the Broward County Medical Examiner also released a description of the contents of Anna’s hotel room at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino, in which Seminole detectives found Slim-Fast on her night table.
Shyamali Malakar’s Boobs Win American Idol
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Check out the new PopOff for hot pictures and bouncy video of the lovely Shyamali Malakar.
Fergie Goes Orange
‘Does anyone else find it odd that Josh Duhamel is still dating Fergie? He seems like a normal, handsome Hollywood actor who should be dating someone like Reese Witherspoon or Katharine McPhee. But no — he’s dating a strange combination of an orangutan and a Mack Truck. She’s all orange and pink! She looks like some Fruit Stripe gum that’s been chewed up and spit out.
We think Lady Sovereign said it best in her song “Tango”:
“Bring out the bucket, bring out the cloth, bring out the liquid, bring out the lot, if not, lets roll her to a carwash
Now washin you will be like washin a goth all that black lipsticks round their gobs, how the fuk do we get it off i think this is gonna be a very hard job.
How did ya get a tan like that in winter ya ran off to boots n got a box of tinter…… dint ya!!
Seeeeee.. u still got orange fingers!!Wot network are you on…..”orange”
Colour of your bathwater…..”orange”
I think your favourite fruit must be an orange
Bitch did you know your orangeSlap, bang you gotta fake tan bitch you look like the tango man bogebogebo do the tango bogebogebo do the tango.”
50 Kinda Interesting Things About Simon Cowell
Most of America knows him as the smug, heartless American Idol judge who destroys dreams and bickers with Ryan Seacrest. But there’s much more to Simon Cowell than self-promotion and too-tight t-shirts — he’s a savvy businessman who knows how to expertly play the game. In a quest to learn more about the $100 million man, Radar Online searched far and wide to find 50 interesting facts about Simon.
Here are a couple to pique your interest:
- Simon was once approached by a man who said he would pay six figures to have Cowell judge him and his wife in bed. He refused—which he says he regrets.
- His many part-time jobs include car cleaner, baby-sitter, caroler, waiter at Elton John’s London restaurant, and film set gopher.
- Cowell has forbidden girlfriend Terri Seymour from asking him questions after 11 p.m. and suggested she get her boobs enlarged.
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Photoshopped Fergie looks kind of feminine [Egotastic]
Ashley Olsen wears a bra [HollyWood Rag]
Angelina and her new kid [Just Jared]
Kid Rock accused of assaulting a woman [Celebrity Smack]
Is Britney Spears now addicted to Coke? [DListed]
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony on the rocks [The Bosh]
Carmen Elektra slip and slide [Hollywood Rag]
Nicole Richie addicted to Adderall? [The Superficial]
Jessica Simpson’s Adoption Ambition
Page Six reports Jessica Simpson yearns to be a mom sooner rather than later. The blonde bombshell wants to be like Angelina and adopt a baby, although she apparently didn’t say if she wanted one from outside the country. Jealously of young Hollywood baby mamas isn’t the only reason Jess has baby fever — she says her dogs are putting her into the maternal caregiving mode.
Is current beau John Mayer the man to bring Jessica a child? Well, her body is a wonderland, which is probably reason number one she’s going the adoption route.
Source: Page Six
Some pics of the sexy future Mom of the Year:
Leo DiCaprio’s Bodyguards Get Arrested
During Leonardo DiCaprio’s recent trip to Jerusalem with this girlfriend, superhot model Bar Refaeli, two of his bodyguards were arrested and detained by Israeli police after they were involved in a fight near the Western Wall.
DiCaprio and Refaeli were taking a private tour of the Western Wall tunnels, Reuters reports, and photographers waited outside the tunnels for the couple, whose visit has stirred up a media frenzy in Israel. “Two of [DiCaprio's] security guards were arrested by police after being involved in a fight that broke out,” said Micky Rosenfeld, a police spokesman, to Reuters. “They are being questioned.”
When in Israel, I suppose you might as well make an impression and engage in fisticuffs at the holiest site in Jerusalem. Maybe he’s just trying to impress Bar.
It’s the Brady Bunch
Just last month Tom Brady’s former girlfriend, Bridget Moynahan, revealed she was three months pregnant with his child. Now rumors are surfacing that Tom Brady’s current girlfriend, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, is pregnant with the quarterback’s baby
“A Brazilian website reported yesterday that Tom Brady’s girlfriend Gisele Bundchen may be pregnant and, if so, the Pats QB is the father. According to the popular celebrity website Glamurama.com.br , Bundchen would be no more than two months pregnant, but may already have told select friends and family. The brief item was written by Joyce Pascowitch , who’s the Brazilian equivalent of the New York Post’s Richard Johnson . Brady’s agent Don Yee did not return a phone call yesterday, and Bundchen’s rep at IMG denied the report.”
Source: Boston.com
It’s not uncommon for NFL players to have a gaggle of baby mamas, but it is unusual when that NFL player is a two-time Super Bowl MVP, the babies’ birthdays will be about a month apart, and the two mothers are famous in their own right.
Tom, you should be concentrating on throwing touchdowns, not throwing goldfish.
