Don’t Mess with Texas

Texas is a big place. Maybe that’s why Papa Simpson doesn’t think when spreading rumors about his young blonde daughter and the Dallas Cowboys’ hot (well, now mediocre) quarterback. 

“Sources say rumors of Romo and Simpson’s fling were the work of Jessica’s manager daddy, Joe Simpson, who “lent her name out to Romo in exchange for game tickets.” But Jessica’s publicist, Cindi Berger, said talk of Joe selling out his daughter is “totally false” and that Romo…simply mentioned once that he wanted to meet Jessica. A rep for the Cowboys did not return calls.”

 Tony is dating Carrie Underwood, who is a more talented, more feminine, and sexier than Jessica. And she won a friggin’ talent contest.

Carrie Underwood

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Is it me or has Underwood undergone plastic surgery on her tits?

January 2, 2007. Carrie Underwood, Chicks, Music.

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