Britney Spears Is Bill Murray
Britney Spears’ life is turning into Groundhog Day. In a disconcerting recreation of her shenanigans from last week, Britney left rehab again after less than 24 hours of “treatment.” She checked into the Promises treatment center yesterday, but once again, couldn’t handle it and left for home. She then reportedly tried to get another lame tattoo – perhaps the Tasmanian Devil – but was crestfallen to find the tattoo parlor closed.
Britney Hits Rehab One More Time
UPDATE: A new, interesting theory is floating around on the reason Britney recently shaved her locks. Extra reports that Kevin Federline threatened on Friday night to have Britney’s hair tested for drugs, so she got scared and shaved it off. So absurd it makes perfect sense.
SHOCKER! Britney Spears is giving rehab another try – perhaps this time she’ll stick around for longer than 24 hours. Sources say Spears checked into an in-patient facility in Los Angeles today after being pressured by family members. As you recall, she checked herself into a rehab facility last week, but checked out less than a day later. A rep for Britney told People:
“Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”
Will she make it longer than 24 hours this time around? Can she make it two days? A week? And did she bring her Carol Channing wig to rehab?
Bridget Moynahan’s Egg Intercepts Tom Brady’s Sperm
Bridget Moynahan is three months pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby, even though they broke up approximately three months ago. Brady is apparently now dating supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Moynahan and Brady dated for two years before breaking up in December. Not a bad 1-2 lineup — Moynahan followed up by Gisele. Honestly, where does he go now? The Queen of England maybe? Or maybe he turns the whole thing on its head and moves from Gisele to Britney.
Britney Spears: Bald and Batty
UPDATE: You can now buy Britney Spears’ hair.
Wow, talk about a public meltdown. A quick rundown of the past week or so of Britney’s life:
- She was seen partying several nights in a row in NYC, including one night of swapping bikinis with a stripper.
- Britney’s long-time assistant suddenly quits, citing Britney’s recent antics and claiming the Cajun Chanteuse is beyond help.
- She checked into and out of rehab in less than 24 hours.
- A freshly bald Britney gets some bad tattoos and breaks down in public.
- She shows up at the Roxy on the Sunset Strip in a $2 dollar blonde wig for a birthday party, and then storms out 45 minutes after the DJ played her song, “Hit Me Baby One More Time.”
Expounding on the shaved head debacle, apparently upon arriving in L.A. after leaving an Antigua rehab clinic that she visited for less than 24 hours, Britney briefly saw her two sons before arriving at Esther’s Haircutting Studio in Tarzana, California where she proceeded to shave her head after every hairdresser at the salon refused perform the shaving.
Salon owner Esther Tognozzi :
“I tried to talk her out of it, but she said, ‘No I absolutely want it shaved off now.’ Afterwards she looked in the mirror and said with tears in her eyes, ‘Oh, my God, I shaved it all off. My mom is going to be so upset with me.’…She was just there in body and not really emotionally there.”
Britney reportedly left the salon at approximately 7:00 PM then “drove aimlessly around LA for 40 minutes” before arriving at Body and Soul Tattoo at 8:00 PM. The employees claimed Britney was “screaming and flipping out from the pain.”
Britney left the tattoo parlor at around 10:00 PM, returned home, and left shortly thereafter. Spears was reportedly seen at Cedar Sinai Medical Centre in Beverly Hills around 2 AM wearing a dark wig and begging the staff to “help me.” She left an hour later and returned home, although it is unknown if she received help from the hospital. Later in the day, Britney was seen poolside at West Hollywood’s chic Mondrian hotel
Finally, last night Britney Spears showed up at the Roxy on Hollywood’s Sunset Strip last night in a hideous blonde wig. A witness claims that while Britney was in the club, she “kept going to bathroom all the time, which was weird.”
Our little lost girl might need some chicken soup for the soul.
Britney Enters, Then Exits, Rehab
Can’t really say this is an unexpected turn of events. Extra first reported that Britney Spears checked herself into a rehab facility. Then TMZ learned Britney refused to stay, checking out a day after entering. And People confirms the Cajun Chanteuse was at Eric Clapton’s Crossroads rehab facility in Antigua.
Where in the world is Britney Spears?
Kenny Chesney Denies Gay Rumors
Kenny Chesney is denying rumors he’s gay. The scuttlebutt started when Renee Zellwegger cited “fraud” as the reason for annulling their shockingly short 2005 marriage.
“It’s not true. Period. Maybe I should have come out and said, ‘No, I’m not (gay),’ but I didn’t want to draw any more attention to it,” the country star, 38, tells 60 Minutes in an interview to air Sunday, the Associated Press reports.
“I didn’t have to prove to anybody that I wasn’t (gay). I didn’t feel like I really did,” he says.
Zellweger and Chesney were married before friends and family on St. John in the U.S. Virgin Islands in May 2005.
Zellweger filed the annulment papers four months later. She later issued a statement, ostensibly to quell the gay rumors floating around about her ex-husband. She claimed in the statement that her use of the word “fraud” was “simply legal language and not a reflection of Kenny’s character.”
Okay, Kenny, you might not be gay, but you sure are bald.
Kenny without his hat
Later for You, Brit’s Assistant
Britney Spears’ long-time assistant, Felicia Culotta, is now her former long-time assistant. Ms. Culotta posted an email on a fan site. She doesn’t seem to approve of the Cajun Chanteusse’s recent hijinks.
“I cherish ALL the incredible opportuniti es that came my way thru my job with Britney and am crushed/saddened/heart sick by the way her life is unfolding. There’s just so much you can do to help a person – I don’t dare want to be an enabler, and I cannot love her enough for the both of us. I cannot convince her in ANY way to love herself. I’m so Southern, and the BEST way for me to tell you how I feel is to say – You can just kick an old Dog so many times before he gets off the porch. I, FELICIA, am OFF the porch!!”
J. Popin ain’t from the South, so I don’t know what young FELICIA is talking about. But I sure can guess. Looks like Brit is a big ol’ bitch to those she employs. Then again, maybe FELICIA just likes to be scratched behind the ears.
As Britney would say, “Whatevah y’all!”
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Time-Killer
Need something to do for the next couple days? The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue should provide a decent diversion.
Beyonce Brings the Booty to S.I.
According to a recent poll from AskMen.com, Beyonce is the most desirable woman in the world. Let’s just say we were skeptical of the list, but now this? When will it stop? Look it, Beyonce is hot — we get it. We have nothing against the girl. But why is she gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition? The SI swimsuit cover is the bastion of young, extremely hot Brazilians or unknown, nubile Swedes, not the place for overexposed singers. We’re not anti-Beyonce, but enough is enough.
Some pics just because…
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Ashley Olsen shows off her skivvies [The Superficial]
Britney Spears drunk, naked, and swapping bikinis [Egotastic]
Anna Nicole’s baby daddy #5 steps forward [D-Listed]
Michelle Ryan is the Bionic Woman [Popoholic]
Sharon Stone is a nutjob [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
Celeb plastic surgery clearing house [CityRag]
The Pop Off 
