Fried Sanjaya and Biscuits, Please!

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Is Sanjaya Malakar finger lickin’ good?

Kentucky Fried Chicken has offered the American Idol wannabe a free lifetime supply of their Famous Bowls if the 17-year-old crooner sports a bowl hairdo in one of his next televised performances.

Here’s the letter:

“Congratulations on catching America’s ears…and eyes. Over the past month, you’ve wowed the world with your original performances. And, your ever-changing hairdos have made you almost as famous as KFC® Original Recipe® Chicken and Colonel Sanders himself.

On behalf of Kentucky Fried Chicken®, I want to serve up to you a tasty offer. If you don a bowl hairdo during one of your next nationally televised performances, KFC will grant you a free lifetime supply of KFC Famous Bowls®. We’re sure America will be as ‘bowled-over’ by your take on this classic look as they are by our KFC Famous Bowls.

From wavy to Mohawk to now the classic bowl – who knows, your bowl cut could start a trend as big as KFC Famous Bowls, which consumers ranked as THE most memorable new product of 2006.

In addition to free KFC Famous Bowls for life – if you sport a bowl cut, KFC will cut a check in your name to Colonel’s Scholars, a charity providing young people with much needed college scholarships. We’re confident that helping students afford college is something that even the toughest of judges would stand and applaud.” – Your Fan, Gregg Dedrick, President of KFC.

In addition to the poultry perks, KFC will also make a contribution in Sanjy’s name to Colonel Scholars, a charity that provides young people with college scholarships.

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April 3, 2007. American Idol, Sanjaya Malakar.

4 Comments

  1. ButterFan replied:

    Wow. I like his sister’s hair better. In fact, I just really like his sister.

  2. KeenEye replied:

    Seeing how you just love Sanjaya, I thought you’d be interested in this.

    I found Sanjaya’s personal Photobucket account, AND his deleted MySpace blog posts and did a screen print – you can find it on my blog here:

    http://ikeeneye.wordpress.com/2007/03/31/sanjaya-malakar-howard-stern/

    Oops! Everything you say (write) can be used against you in the future, eh?

  3. John replied:

    the sanjaya story keeps getting weirder and weirder. and now he’s changing our vocabulary. sanjaya is now becoming a verb in some circles. check it out here: http://thepulp.wordpress.com/2007/04/03/sanjayaed-leads-me-to-a-church/.

  4. Heather replied:

    Sanyaya SUCKS he is a weirdo

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