Tyra Honors History


In honor of all self-obsessed models in the world, Tyra Banks celebrated the 10th anniversary of being the first black model to grace the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue by recreating the cover. Okay, she claims it was for Black History Month, but we’re thinking there are some ulterior motives at play.

Same bikini, same photographers, but maybe a bit more airbrushing. We’re not saying Tyra is fat, it’s just there is something oddly even and smooth about the new pics.

See for yourself.


Dont you fret — the newest SI swimsuit models are never far behind.

February 21, 2007. Beach, Bikini, Swimsuit, Tyra Banks. 2 comments.

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Time-Killer


Need something to do for the next couple days? The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue should provide a decent diversion.

February 15, 2007. Beach, Beyonce, Bikini, Marisa Miller, Sports, Swimsuit. 5 comments.

Beyonce Bounces to the Top


AskMen.com recently revealed their “Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2007,” and Beyonce Knowles garnered the most votes.

Beyonce is #1. Really? 8.5 million votes, and it’s Beyonce? The votes must have been counted in Florida or Ohio — this just can’t be correct.

Voters were asked to consider qualities beyond sex appeal and beauty, such as “intelligence, humor, charisma and ambition,” according to the site. More than 8.5 million votes were cast, the Web site says. Knowles, currently co-starring in “Dreamgirls”, was followed by screen sirens Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, supermodel Adriana Lima and actress Jessica Biel. Rounding out the top 10 were model Alessandra Ambrosio, singer Shakira, TV host Maria Menounos and actresses Angelina Jolie and Elisha Cuthbert.”

Okay, we’re not claiming Beyonce is some dog, but is she really the most desirable woman in the world? We performed due diligence and looked at all 99 women on the list. Then we took another peek or three at the 99 ladies deemed “most desirable,’ and we gotta say Miss Bootylicious might break the top 50, but #1? Come on! Dare we say most of the Top Rejections should place above Beyonce.

 Some of the sad, ugly, undesirable losers:
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February 1, 2007. Beach, Beyonce, Bikini, Cameron Diaz, Chicks, Kate Bosworth, Keri Russell, Naomi Watts. 2 comments.

Link Nation

  • Britney and Paris, together again. Worst dressed and lovin’ it [Hollywood Rag]
  • When you think of sexy, Nicole Richie comes to mind [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
  • Becks is coming to America to run a McDowell’s, er, play footie [Popsugar]
  • Britney is nasty. Dare you to look [Celebrity Smack]
  • What would Kelly LeBrock say? Anthony Michael Hall drops N-Bomb [TMZ]
  • Paris Hilton slips a nip again [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Jamie-Lynn Sigler doesn’t minds showing skin[Egotastic]

January 11, 2007. Beach, Bikini, Britney Spears, Chicks, N-Bombs, Nicole Richie, Nudity, Paris, Sports. Leave a comment.

Mas Skinny

Everyone harps on the eating non-habits of Nicole Richie, Mary Kate, and Kate Bosworth, but a couple of new skingenues are frolicking on the beach this week: Keira Knightley and Gisele  Bundchen.

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Okay, Gisele looks looks pretty skinny, but at least she looks healthy. And after all, she is a supermodel. Kiera, however, looks like her bikini is about the slip off. Good thing she has some ribs to keep that top up.

January 9, 2007. Beach, Bikini, Chicks. 2 comments.