Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Time-Killer

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Need something to do for the next couple days? The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue should provide a decent diversion.

February 15, 2007. Beach, Beyonce, Bikini, Marisa Miller, Sports, Swimsuit. 5 comments.

Beyonce Brings the Booty to S.I.

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According to a recent poll from AskMen.com, Beyonce is the most desirable woman in the world.  Let’s just say we were skeptical of the list, but now this? When will it stop? Look it, Beyonce is hot — we get it. We have nothing against the girl. But why is she gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition? The SI swimsuit cover is the bastion of young, extremely hot Brazilians or unknown, nubile Swedes, not the place for overexposed singers. We’re not anti-Beyonce, but enough is enough.

 Some pics just because…

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February 14, 2007. Beyonce, Bikini. 6 comments.

Beyonce Bounces to the Top

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AskMen.com recently revealed their “Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2007,” and Beyonce Knowles garnered the most votes.

Beyonce is #1. Really? 8.5 million votes, and it’s Beyonce? The votes must have been counted in Florida or Ohio — this just can’t be correct.

Voters were asked to consider qualities beyond sex appeal and beauty, such as “intelligence, humor, charisma and ambition,” according to the site. More than 8.5 million votes were cast, the Web site says. Knowles, currently co-starring in “Dreamgirls”, was followed by screen sirens Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, supermodel Adriana Lima and actress Jessica Biel. Rounding out the top 10 were model Alessandra Ambrosio, singer Shakira, TV host Maria Menounos and actresses Angelina Jolie and Elisha Cuthbert.”

Okay, we’re not claiming Beyonce is some dog, but is she really the most desirable woman in the world? We performed due diligence and looked at all 99 women on the list. Then we took another peek or three at the 99 ladies deemed “most desirable,’ and we gotta say Miss Bootylicious might break the top 50, but #1? Come on! Dare we say most of the Top Rejections should place above Beyonce.

 Some of the sad, ugly, undesirable losers:
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February 1, 2007. Beach, Beyonce, Bikini, Cameron Diaz, Chicks, Kate Bosworth, Keri Russell, Naomi Watts. 2 comments.

Link Nation

Ivanka Trump’s rack looks rather cockeyed [The Superficial] 

Pete Doherty is back in rehab. Thirtieth times a charm. [CelebNewsWire]

Beyonce doesn’t like to share the wealth with her dancers. [A Socialite’s Life]

Nicolas Cage is standing, so he must be alive. [DListed]

Justin is tearing up Britney’s heart.  [IDLYITW]

Ashlee shops for with a new face. [PopSugar]

January 30, 2007. Ashlee Simpson, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Chicks, Couples, Drugs, Justin Timberlake, Kate Moss, Nicolas Cage, Pete Doherty, Trump. Leave a comment.