Britney and Howie Collide in Rehab

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Promises, promises: Britney Spears changes boyfriends about as often as hair-dos and dont’s. Apparently she is dating Howie Day after meeting the musician in rehab. Note to Howie: Make sure she wears her panties when you two go out and steer clear of Paris Hilton if you can.

Can you imagine group at Promises with a who’s who of celebs?

I hope Howie likes the Lakers otherwise he could be on his way out already.

Britney is reportedly taking Howie to her cousin’s wedding on June 2. Might be one hot karaoke night.

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April 5, 2007. Britney Spears, Trainwreck. 3 comments.

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Photoshopped Fergie looks kind of feminine [Egotastic]

Ashley Olsen wears a bra [HollyWood Rag]

Angelina and her new kid [Just Jared]

Kid Rock accused of assaulting a woman [Celebrity Smack]

Is Britney Spears now addicted to Coke? [DListed]

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony on the rocks [The Bosh]

Carmen Elektra slip and slide [Hollywood Rag]

Nicole Richie addicted to Adderall? [The Superficial]

March 15, 2007. Angelina Jolie, Ashley Olsen, Britney Spears, Carmen Elektra, Fergie, Jennifer Lopez, Kid Rock, Nicole Richie. Leave a comment.

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K-Fed and the kids visit Britney in for broken family time [Pink Is the New Blog]

Did James Blunt run over someone’s foot? Ouch! [A Socialite’s Life]

Diddy’s kid isn’t a teenager, but he enjoys lapdances [MollyGood]

Bobby Brown arrested at a cheerleading competition [Dlisted]

Does Britney Spears have a death list? [IDLYITW]

John Travolta’s toupee looks plain silly [CityRag]

What the hell happened to Jenna Jameson [Hollywood Tuna]

Where were you, Brangelina? [Popsugar]

February 26, 2007. Angelina Jolie, Bobby Brown, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Diddy, James Blunt, Jenna Jameson, John Travolta, Kevin Federline. Leave a comment.

The Return of Britney (to Rehab)

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After checking into rehab on Monday and checking out on Tuesday, Britney Spears is back in rehab.

One of Kevin Federline’s lawyers confirmed that Britney checked back into the Promises treatment facility. He also indicated that the emergency custody hearing over the couple’s two sons has been canceled. The lawyer went on to say this is Britney’s last chance, and if she leaves rehab before getting the full 30 to 45 days of treatment, Federline will immediately go to court and seek full custody of the children.  It’s also being reported that Federline has had the kids since last Thursday, and that Spears tried to visit the kids last night, but K-Fed wouldn’t let the Cajun Chanteusse into the house.

Maybe this is the wake-up call Britney needs, although her track record of rehab isn’t in her favor.  

February 22, 2007. Britney Spears, Rehab, Trainwreck. Leave a comment.

Britney Spears Is Bill Murray

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Britney Spears’ life is turning into Groundhog Day. In a disconcerting recreation of her shenanigans from last week, Britney left rehab again after less than 24 hours of “treatment.” She checked into the Promises treatment center yesterday, but once again, couldn’t handle it and left for home. She then reportedly tried to get another lame tattoo – perhaps the Tasmanian Devil – but was crestfallen to find the tattoo parlor closed.

February 21, 2007. Britney Spears, Rehab, Trainwreck. Leave a comment.

Britney Hits Rehab One More Time

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UPDATE: A new, interesting theory is floating around on the reason Britney recently shaved her locks. Extra reports that Kevin Federline threatened on Friday night to have Britney’s hair tested for drugs, so she got scared and shaved it off. So absurd it makes perfect sense.
 

SHOCKER! Britney Spears is giving rehab another try – perhaps this time she’ll stick around for longer than 24 hours. Sources say Spears checked into an in-patient facility in Los Angeles today after being pressured by family members. As you recall, she checked herself into a rehab facility last week, but checked out less than a day later. A rep for Britney told People:

“Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”

Will she make it longer than 24 hours this time around? Can she make it two days? A week? And did she bring her Carol Channing wig to rehab?

February 20, 2007. Britney Spears, Rehab, Trainwreck. Leave a comment.

Britney Spears: Bald and Batty

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UPDATE: You can now buy Britney Spears’ hair.  

Wow, talk about a public meltdown. A quick rundown of the past week or so of Britney’s life:

  • She was seen partying several nights in a row in NYC, including one night of swapping bikinis with a stripper.
  • Britney’s long-time assistant suddenly quits, citing Britney’s recent antics and claiming the Cajun Chanteuse is beyond help.
  • She checked into and out of rehab in less than 24 hours.
  • A freshly bald Britney gets some bad tattoos and breaks down in public.
  • She shows up at the Roxy on the Sunset Strip in a $2 dollar blonde wig for a birthday party, and then storms out 45 minutes after the DJ played her song, “Hit Me Baby One More Time.”

Expounding on the shaved head debacle, apparently upon arriving in L.A. after leaving an Antigua rehab clinic that she visited for less than 24 hours, Britney briefly saw her two sons before arriving at Esther’s Haircutting Studio in Tarzana, California where she proceeded to shave her head after every hairdresser at the salon refused perform the shaving.

Salon owner Esther Tognozzi :
“I tried to talk her out of it, but she said, ‘No I absolutely want it shaved off now.’ Afterwards she looked in the mirror and said with tears in her eyes, ‘Oh, my God, I shaved it all off. My mom is going to be so upset with me.’…She was just there in body and not really emotionally there.”

Britney reportedly left the salon at approximately 7:00 PM then “drove aimlessly around LA for 40 minutes” before arriving at Body and Soul Tattoo at 8:00 PM. The employees claimed Britney was “screaming and flipping out from the pain.”

Britney left the tattoo parlor at around 10:00 PM, returned home, and left shortly thereafter. Spears was reportedly seen at Cedar Sinai Medical Centre in Beverly Hills around 2 AM wearing a dark wig and begging the staff to “help me.” She left an hour later and returned home, although it is unknown if she received help from the hospital. Later in the day, Britney was seen poolside at West Hollywood’s chic Mondrian hotel

Finally, last night Britney Spears showed up at the Roxy on Hollywood’s Sunset Strip last night in a hideous blonde wig. A witness claims that while Britney was in the club, she “kept going to bathroom all the time, which was weird.”

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Our little lost girl might need some chicken soup for the soul.

February 19, 2007. Britney Spears, Rehab, Trainwreck. 9 comments.

Britney Enters, Then Exits, Rehab

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Can’t really say this is an unexpected turn of events. Extra first reported that Britney Spears checked herself into a rehab facility. Then TMZ learned Britney refused to stay, checking out a day after entering. And People confirms the Cajun Chanteuse was at Eric Clapton’s Crossroads rehab facility in Antigua.

Where in the world is Britney Spears?

February 16, 2007. Britney Spears, Rehab. Leave a comment.

Later for You, Brit’s Assistant

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Britney Spears’ long-time assistant, Felicia Culotta, is now her former long-time assistant. Ms. Culotta posted an email on a fan site. She doesn’t seem to approve of the Cajun Chanteusse’s recent hijinks.

“I cherish ALL the incredible opportuniti es that came my way thru my job with Britney and am crushed/saddened/heart sick by the way her life is unfolding. There’s just so much you can do to help a person – I don’t dare want to be an enabler, and I cannot love her enough for the both of us. I cannot convince her in ANY way to love herself. I’m so Southern, and the BEST way for me to tell you how I feel is to say – You can just kick an old Dog so many times before he gets off the porch. I, FELICIA, am OFF the porch!!”

J. Popin ain’t from the South, so I don’t know what young FELICIA is talking about. But I sure can guess. Looks like Brit is a big ol’ bitch to those she employs. Then again, maybe FELICIA just likes to be scratched behind the ears.

As Britney would say, “Whatevah y’all!”

February 15, 2007. Britney Spears, Trainwreck. Leave a comment.

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Ashley Olsen shows off her skivvies [The Superficial]

Britney Spears drunk, naked, and swapping bikinis [Egotastic]

Anna Nicole’s baby daddy #5 steps forward [D-Listed]

Michelle Ryan is the Bionic Woman [Popoholic]

Sharon Stone is a nutjob [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]

Celeb plastic surgery clearing house [CityRag]

February 13, 2007. Anna Nicole Smith, Ashley Olsen, Britney Spears, Michelle Ryan, Plastic Surgery, Sharon Stone, Trainwreck. Leave a comment.

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