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February 26, 2007. Angelina Jolie, Bobby Brown, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Diddy, James Blunt, Jenna Jameson, John Travolta, Kevin Federline. Leave a comment.

Britney Orgies, Four Years Too Late

Four or five years ago, rumors of Britney Spears engaging in lesbian orgies would have been front page news. Everyone would be scouring the Internet for information and pictures, anything they could find that proved the rumors true.  Now the news it’s kind of sad and not at all sexy. Maybe nasty is a better word.

Insiders tell In Touch exclusively that the mother of two has been living a secret life of wild sex long before her marriage ended. Rap music producer Omar “Iceman” Sharif, who is a friend of Kevin’s, tells In Touch, “was into threesomes and girls.” He says Britney would often invite a bunch of girlfriends over to the couple’s house to party.

An insider who knows the couple well says that over the course of a night, Britney would often disappear into a bedroom with her girlfriends. “Sometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six,” the insider says. “I heard about her being with girls at least 20 times while they were married.”

A friend says that Kevin Federline plans to use tales of Britney’s secret sexual exploits and drug use in his battle for custody of their sons, Sean Preston, 17 months, and Jayden, 5 months. “She has told Kevin more than once that she is sexually attracted to women and men equally,” says the pal. “He wants to show that she’s not such an angel after all.”

Source: In Touch

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Back then it was scandalous and lascivious. Now it’s disconcerting.

February 7, 2007. Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Sex, Trainwreck. 1 comment.

Would you like hot sauce with K-Fed?

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You might have recently heard about some controversy surrounding K-Fed’s much-discussed Super Bowl commercial for Nationwide insurance. The deeply (and seemingly thin-skinned) offended fast-food community loudly protested the upcoming denigration of fast-food restaurant employment.

Now, one of the “victims” has pounced on the controversy faster than Star Jones on a chalupa. Taco Bell – the same fast food restaurant Federline said he wanted his kids to work at to understand what a “real job” was – has offered the insurance huckster/dancer/rapper/house-husband/breeder another gig: a job schlepping gorditas and taquitos at the Bell.

Open Letter to Kevin Federline from Taco Bell

Greg Creed President Taco Bell Corp. 17901 Von Karman Irvine, CA 92614
January 31, 2007
Mr. Kevin Federline
c/o Marilyn Lopez
FYI Public Relations
New York, NY 10023
Dear Mr. Federline,
First off, congratulations on your upcoming Super Bowl ad. We heard it’s generating a lot of talk, particularly about working in the fast food industry.
We know you respect those who work in our business. In fact, last year you said in an interview, “My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don’t have it easy with me. Period. My kids are going to work at Taco Bell.”
We’re flattered, but obviously they’re too young to work for us. So here’s our offer to you: Come work for us, just for a one hour shift. We’ll get you a uniform, a custom name tag and show you what a great place Taco Bell is to work. We’ll even reward customers who visit that restaurant with an order of our new Carne Asada Steak Grilled Taquitos for free.
We encourage you to continue to “Think Outside the Bun” and hope you accept our tasty offer.
Sincerely,
Greg Creed
President
Taco Bell Corp.

Source: Defamer

Seriously, Kevin, you might want to consider it — bet they give you a bean burrito or two after your shift. Might even be able to stick some gorditas down your baggy pants when no one is looking. Run for the border, little buddy.

February 1, 2007. Kevin Federline, Trainwreck. 1 comment.