The Return of Britney (to Rehab)


After checking into rehab on Monday and checking out on Tuesday, Britney Spears is back in rehab.

One of Kevin Federline’s lawyers confirmed that Britney checked back into the Promises treatment facility. He also indicated that the emergency custody hearing over the couple’s two sons has been canceled. The lawyer went on to say this is Britney’s last chance, and if she leaves rehab before getting the full 30 to 45 days of treatment, Federline will immediately go to court and seek full custody of the children.  It’s also being reported that Federline has had the kids since last Thursday, and that Spears tried to visit the kids last night, but K-Fed wouldn’t let the Cajun Chanteusse into the house.

Maybe this is the wake-up call Britney needs, although her track record of rehab isn’t in her favor.  

February 22, 2007. Britney Spears, Rehab, Trainwreck. Leave a comment.

Britney Spears Is Bill Murray


Britney Spears’ life is turning into Groundhog Day. In a disconcerting recreation of her shenanigans from last week, Britney left rehab again after less than 24 hours of “treatment.” She checked into the Promises treatment center yesterday, but once again, couldn’t handle it and left for home. She then reportedly tried to get another lame tattoo – perhaps the Tasmanian Devil – but was crestfallen to find the tattoo parlor closed.

February 21, 2007. Britney Spears, Rehab, Trainwreck. Leave a comment.

Britney Hits Rehab One More Time



UPDATE: A new, interesting theory is floating around on the reason Britney recently shaved her locks. Extra reports that Kevin Federline threatened on Friday night to have Britney’s hair tested for drugs, so she got scared and shaved it off. So absurd it makes perfect sense.

SHOCKER! Britney Spears is giving rehab another try – perhaps this time she’ll stick around for longer than 24 hours. Sources say Spears checked into an in-patient facility in Los Angeles today after being pressured by family members. As you recall, she checked herself into a rehab facility last week, but checked out less than a day later. A rep for Britney told People:

“Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”

Will she make it longer than 24 hours this time around? Can she make it two days? A week? And did she bring her Carol Channing wig to rehab?

February 20, 2007. Britney Spears, Rehab, Trainwreck. Leave a comment.

Britney Spears: Bald and Batty


UPDATE: You can now buy Britney Spears’ hair.  

Wow, talk about a public meltdown. A quick rundown of the past week or so of Britney’s life:

  • She was seen partying several nights in a row in NYC, including one night of swapping bikinis with a stripper.
  • Britney’s long-time assistant suddenly quits, citing Britney’s recent antics and claiming the Cajun Chanteuse is beyond help.
  • She checked into and out of rehab in less than 24 hours.
  • A freshly bald Britney gets some bad tattoos and breaks down in public.
  • She shows up at the Roxy on the Sunset Strip in a $2 dollar blonde wig for a birthday party, and then storms out 45 minutes after the DJ played her song, “Hit Me Baby One More Time.”

Expounding on the shaved head debacle, apparently upon arriving in L.A. after leaving an Antigua rehab clinic that she visited for less than 24 hours, Britney briefly saw her two sons before arriving at Esther’s Haircutting Studio in Tarzana, California where she proceeded to shave her head after every hairdresser at the salon refused perform the shaving.

Salon owner Esther Tognozzi :
“I tried to talk her out of it, but she said, ‘No I absolutely want it shaved off now.’ Afterwards she looked in the mirror and said with tears in her eyes, ‘Oh, my God, I shaved it all off. My mom is going to be so upset with me.’…She was just there in body and not really emotionally there.”

Britney reportedly left the salon at approximately 7:00 PM then “drove aimlessly around LA for 40 minutes” before arriving at Body and Soul Tattoo at 8:00 PM. The employees claimed Britney was “screaming and flipping out from the pain.”

Britney left the tattoo parlor at around 10:00 PM, returned home, and left shortly thereafter. Spears was reportedly seen at Cedar Sinai Medical Centre in Beverly Hills around 2 AM wearing a dark wig and begging the staff to “help me.” She left an hour later and returned home, although it is unknown if she received help from the hospital. Later in the day, Britney was seen poolside at West Hollywood’s chic Mondrian hotel

Finally, last night Britney Spears showed up at the Roxy on Hollywood’s Sunset Strip last night in a hideous blonde wig. A witness claims that while Britney was in the club, she “kept going to bathroom all the time, which was weird.”

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Our little lost girl might need some chicken soup for the soul.

February 19, 2007. Britney Spears, Rehab, Trainwreck. 9 comments.

Britney Enters, Then Exits, Rehab


Can’t really say this is an unexpected turn of events. Extra first reported that Britney Spears checked herself into a rehab facility. Then TMZ learned Britney refused to stay, checking out a day after entering. And People confirms the Cajun Chanteuse was at Eric Clapton’s Crossroads rehab facility in Antigua.

Where in the world is Britney Spears?

February 16, 2007. Britney Spears, Rehab. Leave a comment.