Denise Richards visits a white (powder) sand beach
Is Denise Richard actually snorting coke at the beach? Let’s break down these images.
- She’s holding a small container, some might say a vile
- There looks to be white powder under her nose
- She’s hanging with Richie Sambora
Okay, when we add it all up, it certainly seems possible, maybe even likely. Then again, maybe it’s some new kind of “nose balm” that just happens to leave a distinct white residue on a person’s upper lip.
Speak the Hungarian Rapper
Stop the war, check this.
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Would you like hot sauce with K-Fed?
You might have recently heard about some controversy surrounding K-Fed’s much-discussed Super Bowl commercial for Nationwide insurance. The deeply (and seemingly thin-skinned) offended fast-food community loudly protested the upcoming denigration of fast-food restaurant employment.
Now, one of the “victims” has pounced on the controversy faster than Star Jones on a chalupa. Taco Bell – the same fast food restaurant Federline said he wanted his kids to work at to understand what a “real job” was – has offered the insurance huckster/dancer/rapper/house-husband/breeder another gig: a job schlepping gorditas and taquitos at the Bell.
Open Letter to Kevin Federline from Taco Bell
Greg Creed President Taco Bell Corp. 17901 Von Karman Irvine, CA 92614
January 31, 2007
Mr. Kevin Federline
c/o Marilyn Lopez
FYI Public Relations
New York, NY 10023
Dear Mr. Federline,
First off, congratulations on your upcoming Super Bowl ad. We heard it’s generating a lot of talk, particularly about working in the fast food industry.
We know you respect those who work in our business. In fact, last year you said in an interview, “My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don’t have it easy with me. Period. My kids are going to work at Taco Bell.”
We’re flattered, but obviously they’re too young to work for us. So here’s our offer to you: Come work for us, just for a one hour shift. We’ll get you a uniform, a custom name tag and show you what a great place Taco Bell is to work. We’ll even reward customers who visit that restaurant with an order of our new Carne Asada Steak Grilled Taquitos for free.
We encourage you to continue to “Think Outside the Bun” and hope you accept our tasty offer.
Sincerely,
Greg Creed
President
Taco Bell Corp.Source: Defamer
Seriously, Kevin, you might want to consider it — bet they give you a bean burrito or two after your shift. Might even be able to stick some gorditas down your baggy pants when no one is looking. Run for the border, little buddy.
Beyonce Bounces to the Top
AskMen.com recently revealed their “Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2007,” and Beyonce Knowles garnered the most votes.
Beyonce is #1. Really? 8.5 million votes, and it’s Beyonce? The votes must have been counted in Florida or Ohio — this just can’t be correct.
Voters were asked to consider qualities beyond sex appeal and beauty, such as “intelligence, humor, charisma and ambition,” according to the site. More than 8.5 million votes were cast, the Web site says. Knowles, currently co-starring in “Dreamgirls”, was followed by screen sirens Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, supermodel Adriana Lima and actress Jessica Biel. Rounding out the top 10 were model Alessandra Ambrosio, singer Shakira, TV host Maria Menounos and actresses Angelina Jolie and Elisha Cuthbert.”
Okay, we’re not claiming Beyonce is some dog, but is she really the most desirable woman in the world? We performed due diligence and looked at all 99 women on the list. Then we took another peek or three at the 99 ladies deemed “most desirable,’ and we gotta say Miss Bootylicious might break the top 50, but #1? Come on! Dare we say most of the Top Rejections should place above Beyonce.
Some of the sad, ugly, undesirable losers:
The Pop Off 
